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 Joke of the day- a lie detector.

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Bài gửiTiêu đề: Joke of the day- a lie detector.   Wed Jul 02, 2008 9:29 pm

One day, John came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It was arobot that John claimed was actually a lie detector.
It was just about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son returned home from school. Tommy was over 2 hours late."Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home?" ,they asked."Several of us went to the library to work on an extra creditproject" saidTommy.
The Robot then walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him completely out of his chair."Son, this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you went afterschool.""We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie."
"What did you watch?" asked Marsha.
"The Ten Commandments."answered Tommy.The Robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking him offhis chair. With lip quivering, Tommy got up,sat down and said, "I am sorryIlied. We really watched a tape called Sex Queen."
"I'm ashamed of you Son," said John. "When I was your age, Inever lied tomy parents."
The robot then walked around to John and delivered a roundhouse right thatnearly knocked him out of his chair.
Marsha was bent double laughing, almost in tears. "Boy, did you ever askforthat one! And you can't be too mad with Tommy. After all, he is your son!"
The Robot immediately walked around to Marsha, and slapped her three times.

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